Well, well, well.
I have reached #2, and somehow run out of witty things to say, which is a shame, since I usually have so much to say! This week, I have made it my goal to become a registered religious organisation for tax benefits. I have convinced 20 of my closest friends/enemies to sign a little sheet of paper binding them to kylarism and to wear a little red string. I now count Madonna as a diciple.
Like A Virgin
Exam results have come in nicely too, which means that as my average is in the high 80's, I can comfortably live out my dream of being trailer-trash. I draw my influences from such highly-esteemed celebrities as Britney Spears, The Beckhams and Luna Lovegood (no, not really, idiot!).
I have also (notice how its always about me) taken an executive decision to classify myself as a modernist, which I am as yet unsure of what that means. Any ideas? (David Bowie?) If you haven't noticed dear reader (note: thankyou for being my one reader), I have a slight obsession with Ziggy, but then again, the man was slightly barmy.
Can I interest you in one of my many Advertising Programmes or Legal Pyramid Schemes? If anyone here shares a hate of Amyway/Quixtar, I am with you 80% (the other 20% is when I'm with myself). I can't stand that filthy, decieveing, annoying and all-round awful company. No, I don't want to buy lavender soaps (do I look like Elton?), and NO, THAT MEANS I DON'T WANT TO BE A DISTRIBUTER!
Kylar
4 comments:
I reached my quota on pyramid schemes awhile ago. Sorry.
I do love Mr. Bowie.
Good! I can't stand pyramid schemes. And I'm very glad you like Mr Bowie too! What song/album of his do you like most?
Young Americans - Fame. I also like Blue Jean.
Yes, Young Americans is excellent, love the title track. I have to write up another entry sooner or later...
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